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If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will

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Headstrong but dimwitted university student Mu Er finds herself butting heads with the somewhat sinister campus hottie, Zhong Yuan, and it appears that his newest hobby is finding ways to torment her.

In all my life, I’ve only made two mistakes that I regret. The first was filling out my entrance exam application wrong, and the second was offending Zhong Yuan. If I had to use an idiom to describe the impact of my mistake, it would be simply, ‘Life is no better than death’. And if I had to use an idiom to describe Zhong Yuan’s offenses to me, it would be simply, ‘Too many crimes to record’. And yet, for as evil and wicked as he was, he attracted girls the way that flowers attracted bees and butterflies.

It happened that one day, for some reason, I taunted Zhong Yuan, “The King of Hell sent you to torture some more people, didn’t he?” Without a change in expression, he replied, “In order to torture fewer people, I decided to just choose one person to torture for the rest of my life.” I asked him, “What do you mean?” He smiled at me and answered, “If you don’t go to hell, who will?”

Title: If You Don't Go To Hell, Who Will (你不入地狱谁入地狱)
Title: The School Hunk's Taken (名草有主)
Author: Jiu Xiao Qi (酒小七)
Publisher: jjwxc.net

Tags: Female Protagonist, Modern, Romance, Comedy